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âš A word about shipping
Cards go out via standard mail — no expedited option exists because that would require competence.
IF we say 2–3 business days. We mean 2–3 business days on a good week, from a team that does not generally have good weeks. This is print on demand. Not hand delivery.
If you are hoping it will be there in time because you waited too long to order, we will be happy to disappoint you.
Consider that your warning. Order well ahead of whatever occasion you’re trying to ruin. Us and our suppliers all share the same iffy work ethic, and frankly we’re all a little problematic.
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