Trashmouth™.
Say the questionable thing. On paper. With a stamp.
Hand drawn. Badly behaved.™
Yell At Us
Every card is printed on white stock, drawn by a hand that may or may not be going through DT’s, and shipped in a plain envelope so nobody at the office, or your significant other, can snoopy, snoop, snoop on you.
Legal-ish disclaimer: we take zero responsibility for hurt feelings, offended senses, or any other nonsense along those lines. We wrote it. But YOU bought it, stamped it, and mailed it — which legally makes you the person the process server should come looking for.