The card rack. No it doesn’t spinny, spin, spin. It’s a website. Just turn yourself in circles a few times. It will feel the same.
buckle up buttercups…
These aren’t your average greeting cards. If your mother would yell at you for even being here, or if you aren’t mature enough to be held responsible for your own actions, leave now. Drawings from a shaky hand, sentiments from a twisted minds, zero F#@%&*! given. All blank inside except the part that isn’t.
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Asked For Christmas Lights….Didn’t Give Specifics (Male Perspective)
A Christmas card from the literal male half of the couple.
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Asked For Christmas Lights….Wasn’t Specific
A Christmas card from the literal half of the couple.
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Boobs + Wig = Dolly
While fighting a devastating disease, there are worse people to impersonate than Dolly.
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Christmas Magic Realizations
Christmas magic is real. Until you grow up.
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Christmas Magic/Dad Apology
Apologize to your dad. Tying bows was the least of it.
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Christmas Magic/Mom Apology
Apologize to your mom. Tying bows was the least of it.
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Class It Up This Thanksgiving
Wish someone a good Thanksgiving while reminding them we all have to take a turn doing the roasting, or be the one roasted. Again.
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Condolences, But Hey, No Switch-A-Roo For You
The death of a parent is sad and hard. And while your friend may be blue, and have lots to do. At least they don’t need to worry about poo.
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Congratulations On The House?
Remind your friend, who by all standards is “adulting,” who is really winning at life. Oh, and congratulate them on their new house.
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Divorce Blows
It’s just another one of those things that, over time, becomes expected more, appreciated less. Like making dinner or doing laundry. But now it’s one. less obligation, like holidays with the mother-in-law.
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Do You? Do You Really??
Congratulate your most wishy-washy friend, who can’t even make decisions about what to eat, for supposedly choosing WHO to eat with, for the rest of their life.
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Falalala LIAR. Try To Enjoy It Anyways.
Wish your friend who always puts their best face forward a happy holiday season.
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New Job, Same Cage
Congratulate someone on their new job, without letting their head get too big. Reminding them that climbing the ladder doesn’t necessarily mean new views.
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Sorry About Your Dog
All pets go to heaven. And with them, the 4 AM potty breaks.
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Sorry Your Person Turned Out To Be A Dumpster
Remind your sad friend that garbage belongs at the curb. Not sitting on their couch with popcorn.
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Thanks For Contributing to Humanity’s Doom
Congratulations to the person whose choice to procreate is highly questionable, and most likely does not bode well for the rest of us.
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