The card rack. No it doesn’t spinny, spin, spin. It’s a website. Just turn yourself in circles a few times. It will feel the same.
buckle up buttercups…
These aren’t your average greeting cards. If your mother would yell at you for even being here, or if you aren’t mature enough to be held responsible for your own actions, leave now. Drawings from a shaky hand, sentiments from a twisted minds, zero F#@%&*! given. All blank inside except the part that isn’t.
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unlimited ways to ruin a nice moment
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Asked For Christmas Lights….Didn’t Give Specifics (Male Perspective)
A Christmas card from the literal male half of the couple.
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Asked For Christmas Lights….Wasn’t Specific
A Christmas card from the literal half of the couple.
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Christmas Magic Realizations
Christmas magic is real. Until you grow up.
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Christmas Magic/Dad Apology
Apologize to your dad. Tying bows was the least of it.
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Christmas Magic/Mom Apology
Apologize to your mom. Tying bows was the least of it.
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Class It Up This Thanksgiving
Wish someone a good Thanksgiving while reminding them we all have to take a turn doing the roasting, or be the one roasted. Again.
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Falalala LIAR. Try To Enjoy It Anyways.
Wish your friend who always puts their best face forward a happy holiday season.
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