The card rack. No it doesn’t spinny, spin, spin. It’s a website. Just turn yourself in circles a few times. It will feel the same.
buckle up buttercups…
These aren’t your average greeting cards. If your mother would yell at you for even being here, or if you aren’t mature enough to be held responsible for your own actions, leave now. Drawings from a shaky hand, sentiments from a twisted minds, zero F#@%&*! given. All blank inside except the part that isn’t.
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unlimited ways to ruin a nice moment
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Condolences, But Hey, No Switch-A-Roo For You
The death of a parent is sad and hard. And while your friend may be blue, and have lots to do. At least they don’t need to worry about poo.
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Sorry About Your Dog
All pets go to heaven. And with them, the 4 AM potty breaks.
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Your World Ended
Seriously. We mean, like, read the news. It could be the whole world.
Price range: $5.00 through $6.00
