The card rack. No it doesn’t spinny, spin, spin. It’s a website. Just turn yourself in circles a few times. It will feel the same.

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    Thanks For Contributing to Humanity's Doom

    Thanks For Contributing to Humanity’s Doom

    Congratulations to the person whose choice to procreate is highly questionable, and most likely does not bode well for the rest of us.

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