The card rack. No it doesn’t spinny, spin, spin. It’s a website. Just turn yourself in circles a few times. It will feel the same.
buckle up buttercups…
These aren’t your average greeting cards. If your mother would yell at you for even being here, or if you aren’t mature enough to be held responsible for your own actions, leave now. Drawings from a shaky hand, sentiments from a twisted minds, zero F#@%&*! given. All blank inside except the part that isn’t.
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unlimited ways to ruin a nice moment
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Boobs + Wig = Dolly
While fighting a devastating disease, there are worse people to impersonate than Dolly.
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Congratulations On The House?
Remind your friend, who by all standards is “adulting,” who is really winning at life. Oh, and congratulate them on their new house.
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Divorce Blows
It’s just another one of those things that, over time, becomes expected more, appreciated less. Like making dinner or doing laundry. But now it’s one. less obligation, like holidays with the mother-in-law.
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Your Roof Was On Fire
An awful event. Red hot laughter to cool it down.
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Your World Ended
Seriously. We mean, like, read the news. It could be the whole world.
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