The card rack. No it doesn’t spinny, spin, spin. It’s a website. Just turn yourself in circles a few times. It will feel the same.
buckle up buttercups…
These aren’t your average greeting cards. If your mother would yell at you for even being here, or if you aren’t mature enough to be held responsible for your own actions, leave now. Drawings from a shaky hand, sentiments from a twisted minds, zero F#@%&*! given. All blank inside except the part that isn’t.
shop by today’s WTF scenario
unlimited ways to ruin a nice moment
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Wish For A Cheating Prick
Send your friend (sad about their cheating ex-man) a snazzy little jingle sure to make them giggle.
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Your Roof Was On Fire
An awful event. Red hot laughter to cool it down.
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Your World Ended
Seriously. We mean, like, read the news. It could be the whole world.
Price range: $5.00 through $6.00
